UPDATE: Octopus Sex

I told you guys I would find some octopus porn for ya. Well I found some!!! And I have to say…Im not that impressed. Still weirded out, but not impressed. See i had it in my mind this giant live octopus, like in the picture above, with its slimey tentacles molesting the woman. Or a guy finding some kind of secret hole to screw the octopus. But no. I was aiming too high. Not to say this shit isn’t gross enough on its own, I just had higher expectations, lol

Now here’s the first link I found with some photographs of what could be considered octopus pornography:

http://tgp.89.com/xnxx/?p=3gD-5ADN3EzN.htm

If you notice, there are are strings holding up the tiny octopus’ tentacles to make it appear to be spreading itself over the woman. It is clearly lifeless.

Now this next link is a video. This not for someone who is easily that grossed out because if you thought the pictures were dirty, this is absolutely filthy. I cant believe people are doing this. Who the hell’s idea was this and who the fuck was the first volunteer? Anyway, check it out:

http://www.kaktuz.com/nzk/Octopus-Out-Of-Her-Pussy.html

As you can see, by the way the octopus splats on the ground when it falls out of her vagina and just lays there when the cameraman puts it on her back, the thing is dead as hair. Now like I said before I expected some actual sexual intercourse with a live animal. This is not only octopus porn, this is necro-octopus porn! These woman are having relations with a dead ass sea creature.

What the fuck is next? Sex with whales? I’m sure somebody will do it. As long as its dead first…And I’ll be right here looking it up lol!!

 

~ by sexualnature on November 20, 2008.