Man charged: Handed out dick flavored gum
This is such a funny story, not funny for the woman involved, but people are so crazy its ridiculous. George Harold Jones, 68, a former maintenance employee at a community college was charged with food tampering in connection with a woman’s complaint that he performed sexual and lewd acts involving a pack of gum in her office after she installed a web cam that captured him in the act.
So this man goes into her office…jacks off….and touches stuff with his dick including unwrapping a piece of gum that was on her desk, doing his deed, then wrapping it back up and placing it back on her desk. What do you ever have to do to a person for them to decide they are going to poisen your food with dick juice and let you eat it? That is so rude! You hear stories of people peeing in the coffee pot at work or using special glaze on the donuts at the bakery, but those are usually disgruntal workers trying to get back at the world for their miserable lives. This guy just sounds like some perv who enjoyed touching stuff (especially gum) with his dick for the sake of knowing you will be touching it, or eating, it later on.
The victim said that the man was known for handing out gum to the women around campus. After finding him on camera touching his dick to her gum, Im almost certain that any gum he handed out on that campus was guaranteed semen infested. That is some fucked up shit. Who knows how many people have chewed up and swallowed George’s dick residue? Makes you think twice about accepting that stick of gum from man offering it to you.
This is like the story on the dentist who put his man juice in the rinse. You know the little cup of mouth wash they give you to rinse with when they are done with whatever work your getting? Yeah he poisened it, and told his female patients to rinse with it. What sick, sick satisfaction do you get from having random women swish your cum around their mouth and spit it out? And the bartender who stirred the drinks with his dick! I wonder how many dick flavored sticks of gum, cum glazed donuts, or teabagged drinks I’ve had over these years….
Watch the video to see this George guy. He looks like he’s a looney: http://www.wral.com/news/local/video/4109719/
More than you know
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Its makes me not even want to open my mouth outdoors. If there was a way to infest the earth’s air supply with sperm, there’d be some freak out there trying to do it.
‘I wonder how many dick flavored sticks of gum, cum glazed donuts, or teabagged drinks I’ve had over these years….
Yeah, these are only the cases that get caught. When technology advances, it is pretty scary to think that in a few years time we may read a study proclaiming that the average person ingests a gallon and a half of special sauce over the course of a lifetime.