I miss posting sooo much but my computer crashed!!!!! I’m on someone else computer right now and Im hoping I get mine back in the next week or two. This is torture! I hope to be back up and posting again soon and I will be back with some interesting new topics so stay tuned!

As pole dance lessons and strip clubs become more and more popular, everyone is jumping on the band wagon. You know what that means? More readily available poles for you! Check it out, for $100 in NJ you can rent a pole for your home or party (or maybe your own PRIVATE party wink, wink) . Beats paying up to $400 for one, especially if you only need it for one night….

http://cnj.craigslist.org/for/1257533808.html

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/crs/1257557266.html

Not bad at all.

Ok I know I’ve been gone for a looooong period of time. I will soon be finding myself with a lot of extra time on my hands, so I PLAN to start writing more on the sexual nature of this lustful world we live in. But the key word here is PLAN which im not THAT great at doing so we’ll see what happens! But I do hope you continue to enjoy my previous posts and the new posts soon to come!

PRACTICE SAFE PEE HOLE PLAY!!!!!

The more I search on this sounding topic, the worse the images get!!! Jesus Christ, excuse my swearing but what the hell is going on in the world? People are running out of things to do with themselves. Someone needs to start a club helping people to refrain from sticking dangerous things in their pee holes. It’ll probably be like telling a child not to run with scissors, in one ear and out the other until someone gets uncooked spaghetti stuck in their bladder. I’m sorry, I cant even get my thoughts straight right now. Just look at this …

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1144143990/Embarrassing_Sex_Accidents

This video show pictures of dicks with things stuck in them such as a fork, a leg razor, a stalk of celery, a butter knife, a toothbrush, and the heel on a stiletto shoe. How lovely is that? It also covers stories on a guy who tried to get sexual gratification from sticking dry spaghetti up his dick and had to go to the hospital when the shit got stuck in his bladder. He couldn’t find anything else besides spaghetti? Like a fork for example? Then there was the guy who stuck a flower in his dick…didn’t think that one all the way through now did he?

If you think this sounds horrid then I caution you not to watch this next video. I’m posting it because I know I would want to watch it anyway lol but I’m telling you, especially guys, this shit is gruesome. I still don’t want to believe it is real. I’m just pretending its all just a wonderfully doctored video (the dick looks fake to me) used to freak us the fuck out. And I will continue telling myself this.

When you click on the link scroll down and the video is the last thumbnail that says SNUFFX. Guys, I told you not to watch. Don’t be mad at me when your dick packs its shit and leaves you for even entertaining the idea of this stuff by watching this video.

http://populationpaste.com/blog/2006/04/07/burning-desires/

John Prescott described it the best: “You think youre becoming immune to the profferings of the underbelly of the internetz, then something comes out of the woodwork (and someone stuffs it up their cock)”

I wrote a post yesterday on urethral sounding and I made a comment that watching it made my stomach hurt, a little. Well I was doing a bit more research and stumbled, face first into a video with URETHRAL SEX!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Oh my god. The sounding video hurt my stomach a little. This video literally gave me sharp pains in my entire midsection and made me want to puke. I had to shut my eyes to watch it…Lol, seriously it was that painful to witness. I don’t know who the hell comes up with this stuff but it should be illegal. A vagina isn’t good enough? Not even a mouth or an anus? You gotta have sex with a pee hole? Pee can hardly fit through my pee hole. I highly doubt a dick could fit in it.

An entry in the Urban Dictionary online suggested that it feels the best when the penis actually reaches the bladder. Gross! OK so in the video I found there is a woman (who looks like someones mom who got picked up from a street corner), then there is the guy banging her and a ton of camera men, obviously, because there are a billion flashing lights. They use what looks like half a speculum or a shoe horn to open up her urethra wide enough for easier penis insertion. The camera men are surely getting the best close ups possible with out actually being inside her urethra themselves so you  can clearly see its not a hoax. He is fucking her in her urethra………and he cums inside of it!!! She sounds like she’s loving it and he is definitely loving it and after he gives her a bladder infection by cumming in her, she urinates so all the cum and pee pour out. Then she continues to play with her stretched,swollen and disfigured urethra for the camera. Has to be THEE MOST disturbing sex act I’ve actually witnessed so far.

I’m not easily shocked when it come to sex but I have to admit this one freaked me the fuck out. I watched the video for you so you wouldn’t have to but you can watch it for yourself if you want to…

http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=63cc7ee5328725120289

and if anyone can tell me why someone would do this, please, fill me in!

I first came across the term “sounding” while porn surfing online. Urethral sounding is the medical use of probes called sounds to increase the inner diameter of the urethra and to locate obstructions in it. Apparently it is also a form of sex play. Even though I say to each his own when it comes to what turns you on (as long as its not harming anyone else), I have to admit this hurt my stomach to watch! The man in the particular video I came across had inserted the rod end of a can opener into his pee hole, and I mean completely inserted. He then proceeded to jerk off with the rod still in place and came pretty quickly from it.

Excuse my naivety on the subject, but as far as I knew most men cringed to the thought of anything going inside of their little pee hole. Soap and water getting in there freaks them out. Imagine my suprise when I found out there are men who actually enjoy the sensation of having a metal rod lubed up and inserted down in there! Of course there are medical risks involved including UTI and a torn urethra but using the proper tools carefully can lower risks.  Here are some of the PROPER  medical tools used for sounding:

 The Tools

Sounds (or Urethral Dilators, to use the proper nomenclature) come in a variety of shapes and sizes – lets have a look at the differences:

Henk
Dilators are also suitable for women, the depth of insertion governed by the ’stop’ on the shaft, therefore, quite safe; but may not be long enough for everyone

Pratt
Sounds are quite similar to the Henk above – without the ridge.

Hegar
They are suitable for men & women and they are relatively safe.

Van Buren
These are for the experienced ‘player’ very long sounds especially for reaching the male bladder.

These tools are typically made from surgical stainless steel and are highly polished.

I also read on a thread in a chat room a woman asking if females could sound. Which was a good question considering our pee holes aren’t that visible. But as you can see from the picture below, it is definately possible! Would I ever try it? I dont think so!!!

For a more in depth description or personal experience on sounding read this:

http://www.bmezine.com/pierce/09-male/pwand/990101/soundpw.html

sounding tools info: http://www.pierceit.co.uk/piercing_info/sounding/

This is a quote I just read by someone on Bill Clinton’s incident:

“Those clintons always did embrace the freakiest of their freaky constituents.
It seems to me that thanks to bill every nasty deviant has found it safe to come crawling out of the woodwork”

Was what Bill did so wrong??? I didnt find any deviant behavior in what he did. He just got his dick sucked by a woman who wasnt his wife. Its not his fault he just so happened to be president when the opportunity presented itself. Everybody likes head…And of course Hilary wasnt going to leave him for it. What for? They are already old, have a child together and he was the fucking president! Where do you go after being married to the president? Not to mention Hilary isnt that hot to begin with so she might not have been able to go anywhere after Bill. Guys in lower postions have done worse things to their wives and the wives have stuck it out.

 I dont even see why there was a question of impeachment. Why would you impeach such a great president over a blow job? It should’ve never gone public! Fuck the bitch who sucked his cock, it wasnt like he forced her to suck it. The government should have assasinated her ass and carried on with life. I just dont want to see any more great presidents burdened with issues over a misplaced cock.

How do you ruin the country and get voted into office twice? You get your dick sucked, you get canned. Go figure. I know that was pretty random but I felt like I had to express my thoughts on it.

This is such a funny story,  not funny for the woman involved, but people are so crazy its ridiculous. George Harold Jones, 68, a former maintenance employee at a community college was charged with food tampering in connection with a woman’s complaint that he performed sexual and lewd acts involving a pack of gum in her office after she installed a web cam that captured him in the act.

So this man goes into her office…jacks off….and touches stuff  with his dick including unwrapping a piece of gum that was on her desk, doing his deed, then wrapping it back up and placing it back on her desk. What do you ever have to do to a person for them to decide they are going to poisen your food with dick juice and let you eat it? That is so rude! You hear stories of people peeing in the coffee pot at work or using special glaze on the donuts at the bakery, but those are usually disgruntal workers trying to get back at the world for their miserable lives. This guy just sounds like some perv who enjoyed touching stuff (especially gum) with his dick for the sake of knowing you will be touching it, or eating, it later on. 

The victim said that the man was known for handing out gum to the women around campus. After finding him on camera touching his dick to her gum, Im almost certain that any gum he handed out on that campus was guaranteed semen infested. That is some fucked up shit. Who knows how many people have chewed up and swallowed George’s dick residue? Makes you think twice about accepting that stick of gum from man offering it to you.

This is like the story on the dentist who put his man juice in the rinse. You know the little cup of mouth wash they give you to rinse with when they are done with whatever work your  getting? Yeah he poisened it, and told his female patients to rinse with it. What sick, sick satisfaction do you get from having random women swish your cum around their mouth and spit it out? And the bartender who stirred the drinks with his dick! I wonder how many dick flavored sticks of gum, cum glazed donuts, or teabagged drinks I’ve had over these years….

Watch the video to see this George guy. He looks like he’s a looney: http://www.wral.com/news/local/video/4109719/

I was watching on of my favorite television shows one night called Talk Sex with Sue Johanson. This is a live TV show where viewers call in with questions involving anything of a sexual nature. This woman, Sue, is pretty old it looks to me and she is also a registered nurse. So in addition to knowing a thing or two due to her age, she is also  informed on any health issues involving sex.

There are people who call into this show sometimes that make me wonder how the hell are you having sex when your this dumb. I mean people ask some ridiculous shit sometimes. But then there are some interesting questions that make you go HMMMM…Like this one woman asked about the male g-spot. She said she knows its supposed to make the man have a stronger orgasm when stimulated (so they say), but is it normal to have an orgasm from his anus. ?????HMMM….Now this is an interesting question being that the male g-spot is said to be in his anus, but is he supposed to cum from his anus? Fuck NO! There is no sperm in there! Even Sue looked like she wanted to call a doctor for this man whose cumming from his anus. What the hell was coming out of his butt?

The caller said this clear liquid would come pouring out of is butthole in significant amounts whenever she stimulated her mans g-spot and he loved it, so it had to be cum right? Sue says to her “Noooo, I’ve never heard of that before….I dont know what that is.”

Apparently your boyfriend just has a leaky butt. Next caller…